ARGHHHH!!! Yesterday was national Talk like a pirate day! I didn't talk like a pirate, but I did dress like one. Krispey Kreme was having a deal where if you dress like a pirate you get a dozen doughnuts! Great deal, right? Well, Brooke and I just couldn't pass that deal up, so we dressed like pirates! Our costumes are pretty legit don't you think? It's amazing what you can put together and have a pretty sweet pirate outfit.
Well, while we where out and about we had some errands to do. Which landed us at wal-mart. Let me remind you I was dressed like a pirate! Not my best fashion statement. Most of the time people just stared at us and if you looked back at them they quickly looked away. The best thing that happened at wal-mart was when we passed an older lady and she just bust out laughing at us. Someday, I'll probably get on that website where everyone posts all the pictures of the weird people they see at wal-mart and find a picture of myself looking at the peppers. A piece of advice, never go to Wal-Mart in a pirate costume. Never.
After a stop to Party City, we finally made it to Krispey Kreme. I went in with my littlest sister Laurel, and got in line. There was only about three other people there. None of them where pirates. So I start thinking..."Is it really pirate day? Or do I just look like an idiot standing here in my pirate costume?" So I looked at Laurel and said, " I need to go to the bathroom." With no plans for a trip to the bathroom, I headed back outside and asked Brooke if she was sure it was actually pirate day, then we called our dad just to make sure. It was, so after taking a long trip to the 'bathroom' I went back in and the guy behind the counter just looked at me and said "I'll go get your doughnuts."
So all in all, it was worth all the embarrassment because we got a bunch of free doughnuts, and it was kind of fun to walk around wal-mart in my pirate outfit, but I don't think I would do it for anything besides Krispey Kremes!
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